Lunytune wrote:
Dan, you just moved to CA, didn't you? Have you gotten a carry permit there?
A carry permit in Cal is a contradiction in terms.

Only two people allowed to legally carry gats: poreece and nobody else. {rimshot}
Seriously, it's virtually impossible to obtain a concealed carry permit unless:
A: You're a jeweler or person handling/transporting jewels/cash and/or valuables on a daily basis.
B: You're an authorized security employee whose company vouches in notorized/legal fashion you're trained in firearms and your job requires it.
C: You've managed to convince the local poreece firearms task force a nasty, intimidating felon with a rapsheet longer than the line at the cops' donut shoppe, that said felon is intent upon waxing your a*s, and you'd kindly appreciate permission to level the playing field in some small way in order to keep soul and skinbag attached.
D: You're a retired poreece orificer yourself and have varifiable proof you 'train' regularly.'
Other than that, you be purdy much outta ruck - at least in the major metropolitan areas (where ya really need it

). Rumor has it that the rural counties are a bit more lenient.
Hope you and yours enjoy a great Xmas and healthy, happy NuYear, sir.
CaptDan>