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code47mastermind wrote:agreed
I hope he does not mind me posting, but here is an excerpt from a message from him:
"...when I return from a trip on the 23rd...."

i figured I would show you the real email seeing that you are on to him now

Wheelman-||| wrote:Alas
I shall know the theory behind time travel when I return from a trip on the 23rd. Last night, I was abducted and the 'aliens' claimed to have been looking for 100 Wheelmen to fix their ship using 'primitive' earth tools
Before they could continue, I interjected and informed them that they had stumbled upon a seemingly ordinary man with the power of, not 100, but 111 wheelmen.
They were delighted and agreed to have me work on their ship, but my only request was to beam me back down so I can grab my chain vise grips(and write this PM)
little do they know that I am going to modify their plans and adopt it to work on sprees and elites alike. Next, I will take 'primitive' photos and create a how-to document which I will have noiseguy post it in the Technical Documents section

pffft... 'primitive'?

silly aliens

exciting news

I just received an intel report which suggests adark was implicated after all. It seems that he was abducted first and then coherced into drawing Wheelman to his house. Once inside the garage, he discovered it had been set up as a command post and transporter room. Wheelman AND adark's two scooters were beamed up to the ship, which oh BTW is named Coupe de Spree, which means... Awe, you know what it means. Adark is now in charge of the transporter room and renamed "Scottie". Original, ain't I? The scooters are being dismantled for parts for the repairs. Adark likes his new job and isn't coming back. Wants to stay close to his scooters... or scattered parts thereof.

The ladies who come in on ladies' night are beamed up for a tour and recreation Reports are that most of the ladies have opted to stay. Those who do return have their memory erased, and think they were just out to a movie with the girls, a sci-fi movie. Do you know where your wife was last night? Did she return home this morning?

Greetings:

I managed to slip away from the oily tentacles of Glurb just long enough to BB thi

Wheelman-111 wrote:Greetings:

I managed to slip away from the oily tentacles of Glurb just long enough to BB thi

CRAP! They found him before he could even finish the post!

Gotta admit, the firing order thing made me laugh.
bob

Wheelman-111 wrote:Greetings:

I managed to slip away from the oily tentacles of Glurb just long enough to BB thi

*? Get back in the f@#king garage. I swear to god if the cat let you out...

maddog wrote:* my aero does 103mph, it takes 2 sets of balls to ride this beast

So how does that work out for you? Last time I checked 99.9% of dudes have 1 set balls.

bradthreee wrote:

maddog wrote:* my aero does 103mph, it takes 2 sets of balls to ride this beast

So how does that work out for you? Last time I checked 99.9% of dudes have 1 set balls.

He has two sets (4) of golf balls in his pockets.

maybe another set on his chin? oops did i say that out loud?

scooterwerx wrote:maybe another set on his chin? oops did i say that out loud?

I think he enjoys riding 2-up with the second set against his backside

LOL... that's great. Boy, and I thought I had no life until I read this thread..You guys really make me laugh my * off sometimes.

at first, I couldn't figure out why they would need humans to work on their ship

i may have figured out why:

maddog wrote:* my aero does 103mph, it takes 2 sets of balls to ride this beast

Maddog, did you kidnap Wheelman and chain him to your scoot? Is that what you meant by that comment?

bradthreee wrote:

As our good bud Brad posts the out-takes from 'Easy Rider - The Mellow Years.'


PS: I think I saw Wheelman dangling from a Quark Serv0Glider shuttle craft as it whisked sideways towards Orion. I was trying to ma...........................cxz'

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