Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:06 am
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Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:08 pm
My guess is 395. I don't have a functioning Spree but I have frames, blocks, etc. I'll build one.
My joke is kinda old but great...
"The Rodeo"
A guy and his wife are in the middle of getting frisky. In the midst they find them selves doing doggy style. The husband leans over and asks the wife if she wants to try the rodeo position.
She agrees, so he reaches down, grabs her breasts, and mutters in her ear "these feel just like your sisters" and holds on for the hardest eight seconds of his life!
No funny pictures for now.
My joke is kinda old but great...
"The Rodeo"
A guy and his wife are in the middle of getting frisky. In the midst they find them selves doing doggy style. The husband leans over and asks the wife if she wants to try the rodeo position.
She agrees, so he reaches down, grabs her breasts, and mutters in her ear "these feel just like your sisters" and holds on for the hardest eight seconds of his life!
No funny pictures for now.
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:34 pm
My favorite pic is the two gays. I play a game called counter strike source and I spray that picture on the walls. Its funny because my best friend plays the game to so when I spray the pic of the gays on the scooter I tell everyone it is him. hehe. The second best pic so far is the dog driving the scooter. My old lady looved that one. She was giggleing for bit on that one. We have three dogs so a we liked it.
Taz
Taz
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:37 pm
Ohh yah. 1 day left on the contest. Lez get those entries in.
Taz
Taz
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 2:44 pm
Well if you like dogs and scooters, I will add these to my entry.
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 3:21 pm
my number is 112
whats worse than biteing into a apple with a worm in it ???
being raped
man i think i hit a cat on the way to work the other day oops
whats worse than biteing into a apple with a worm in it ???
being raped
man i think i hit a cat on the way to work the other day oops
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 4:42 pm
my number is 48
i found this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kIUSr7-is
haha
okay heres my joke:
I rode over to my local Yamaha dealer. With the intentions to look at a new 2010 Yamaha Zuma 125, the salesmen sees me ride up on my brothers Zuma 50, with a BBK, pipe all the works, first thing the deal says after hi, and how are you doing is "do you have a speed kit on that scooter?" I responded with "a speed kit? what are those?" he responded with, "oh, just a bigger motor and pipe..." he probable felt like a complete moron...
i found this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kIUSr7-is
haha
okay heres my joke:
I rode over to my local Yamaha dealer. With the intentions to look at a new 2010 Yamaha Zuma 125, the salesmen sees me ride up on my brothers Zuma 50, with a BBK, pipe all the works, first thing the deal says after hi, and how are you doing is "do you have a speed kit on that scooter?" I responded with "a speed kit? what are those?" he responded with, "oh, just a bigger motor and pipe..." he probable felt like a complete moron...
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:06 pm
372 is my #
here is my joke.
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'
The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH ! Something whips
by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, He gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably The old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?'
The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror'.
here is my joke.
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to a doctor at a street light. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, 'What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?'
The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man. 'Why does it cost so much?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the doctor proudly.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside ?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, 'That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH ! Something whips
by him going much faster! 'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?' the doctor asks himself. He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, He gives it more gas and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably The old man is still alive.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, 'I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you?'
The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror'.
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 5:23 pm
mccanic-racing wrote:my number is 420
well im still looking for a joke and a picture i found this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kIUSr7-is
haha
hey i picked 420 already man... lol sorry (check page 2..first post.)
wish this contest took place while i was at home......(in minnesota workin till saturday) i got a few pictures of me and my girlfriends puny little full grown chorkie dog.. (cross bread between a yorkie and a chihauhua.) weighs in at an astounding 3.9 lbs and fits in my hoodie pocket. him and i check the mail on my scoot daily. but regardless,, ill have to post the pictures once i get home to prove thats h0w him and i r0ll!!!!
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 7:28 pm
ahh sorry about that manmustangwagz wrote:mccanic-racing wrote:my number is 420
well im still looking for a joke and a picture i found this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kIUSr7-is
haha
hey i picked 420 already man... lol sorry (check page 2..first post.)
wish this contest took place while i was at home......(in minnesota workin till saturday) i got a few pictures of me and my girlfriends puny little full grown chorkie dog.. (cross bread between a yorkie and a chihauhua.) weighs in at an astounding 3.9 lbs and fits in my hoodie pocket. him and i check the mail on my scoot daily. but regardless,, ill have to post the pictures once i get home to prove thats h0w him and i r0ll!!!!
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:03 pm
My number is 499
Great jokes!!!!
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 9:39 pm
180 is the number for me.
My acceleration to top speed scooter project.
My joke is "CRAFT".
Can't Remember A Frickin" Thing, trouble is it's not a joke to me anymore.
Or this one entitled "Mason County Culture".
My acceleration to top speed scooter project.
My joke is "CRAFT".
Can't Remember A Frickin" Thing, trouble is it's not a joke to me anymore.
Or this one entitled "Mason County Culture".
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:09 pm
ever see that clip on YouTube of that stoner on the Price is Right? He keeps bidding 420 over and over.
my number is 420
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:14 pm
haha, not yet but i will!!! (i no longer party..but i do miss it...ahhh...the young days!!)bradmeehan wrote:ever see that clip on YouTube of that stoner on the Price is Right? He keeps bidding 420 over and over.
my number is 420
Re: Free 48mm Spree BBK contest.(taz)
Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 10:15 pm
I pick number 2
Joke:Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what heÔÇÖd like to eat. "IÔÇÖll have some * French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more * French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I donÔÇÖt know," he says meekly, "but I definitely donÔÇÖt want the * French toast."
Taz you said you have 3 dogs are these them?
Joke:Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what heÔÇÖd like to eat. "IÔÇÖll have some * French toast," he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. "Well, I guess that leaves more * French toast for me," he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. "I donÔÇÖt know," he says meekly, "but I definitely donÔÇÖt want the * French toast."
Taz you said you have 3 dogs are these them?