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bradmeehan wrote:

my number is 420

ever see that clip on YouTube of that stoner on the Price is Right? He keeps bidding 420 over and over.

i actually saw that when it aired. i wasnt working that day so i stayed home and watched T.V.

fightingplankton wrote:

bradmeehan wrote:

my number is 420

ever see that clip on YouTube of that stoner on the Price is Right? He keeps bidding 420 over and over.

i actually saw that when it aired. i wasnt working that day so i stayed home and watched T.V.

haha i just watch it thats funny stuff

I already have a post on this thread, but this joke is just to funny not to share:

One day a guy is driving his Porsche 911 over double the speed limit down a back road when he flies by a cop sitting behind a bridge with a radar gun.

When the cop pulls him over he asks the man, "Why were you driving so fast today?"

The man replies, "I am very late for a very important appointment."

"Oh?" replies the officer, "If you can convince me that your appointment was important enough to be speeding so fast I will let you go with a warning."

The man replies, "I have a doctors appointment to have my * hole stretched."

The cop, taken aback by this reply says, "WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES THAT MEAN?"

The man explains to him, "well you start slowly, but over the course of time you keep stretching and stretching until you get to six feet."

Well the officer is floored at this point and is about ready to let the man go when he asks one last question, "If you don't mind me asking sir, but what in the world are you going to do with a six foot * hole?"

The man replies frankly, "stick it behind a bridge with a radar gun."




(Sorry if the language offended anyone)

This is Melvin(in the shnazzy helmet) and Bannas (who apoligizes for no helmet) working the throttle. I hope Melvin gets extra points for sitting unassisted with his helmet on. And since i live in Canada on the most East place you can go, I will help with shipping if I were to win. My number Choice is 048 for 48mm big bore kit. I would also like to add that I'm sure that the Tazland Kits are probably not a "bore" to have installed on a Spree!

My guess is 159

Joke: A husband and wife are watching a TV show about psychology that explains the phenomenon of "mixed emotions." The husband turns to his wife and says, "Honey, that's a bunch of garbage. I bet you cant tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She says, "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest <insert name of male reporductive organ here>"

Above was edited for profanity

Picture of funny scooter - The American Airlines commercial that actually got me back into scooters

I guess 97.


Requires 1 amicable joke recipient:
P1: Why do elephants wear green pajamas?
p2: So they are camouflaged when hiding on the billiard table....
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P1: Have you ever Seen an elephant on a pool table?
P2: no!
p1: see, it works!


Do I have a wrench, though?

I wish this joke had shown up yesterday.

The story of a US marine.

I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan .
Having not seen my wife for several months, I was looking
forward to a night of hot passionate sex with her.
Unfortunately, she came out of the shower with a
towel wrapped round her head..... so I shot her!!