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What up fellas. I have a contest for a free 48mm BBK. I am not a greedy business man so lez roll this contest out for a free 48mm spree BBK.
The contest begins today and ends on wed at 8pm pacific. This kit is 100% free and includes free shipping via priority mail with a tracking number.

Rules
#1 Guess a number between 1 and 500
#2 You need to tell a joke or post funny scooter pic. You will get up to a 10 point bonus depending on how funny the joke or pic is. For example,
If you guess the number 250 and get 10 bonus points then that 10 bonus point goes high or lower towards the number that I have choosen.
Say the number I have choosen to guess was 300. So the example above shows 250(guess)+10 bonus points=260. So the 260 is only 40 numbers away from 300. I hope you understand.
#3 You must have at least one wrench to paticipate.

What up Taz in the house..............................

So, is the BBK for sale yet?

My guess is 425 My daughter came to me the other day and said lets have a contest.

Who can hit the softest.

I agree to the contest and..........

She hauls off and smacks me as hard as she can. runs away and says I lose!!!

BTW I have my head bored for the 48mm already so unless someone else can claim that I call dibs!

The kit is not for sale yet. I will start the early bird special on wed night after the contest is over. Dont forget to enter homie.
The kits will be in port on 23rd and then I have to clear customs and all of the other bs. So it is real sooooooooon.

Taz

42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything, so i'll go w/ that.
if there is a funnier picture of a scooter than this on... which is mine, i'll eat my hat(it's a sombrero).


if permitted i would like to submit a joke as well.

how many scooter mechanics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
half as many as it would take to screw in a heavy bulb.

My guess is 333

and here is a pic of me and the Wheelman last summer. I'm riding in the back. Hope you dont mind Guy.

I about fell off my chair on that one,
keep up the good work fellas.

Taz

352





look the dog likes it

I'm guessing #23 since that is when they hit port.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a there is a midget playing a piano in the corner. He goes up to the bartender and remarks, What's with the guy playing the piano in the corner? The bartender tells him there is a Genie at the end of the bar and he is giving out free wishes. So the guy goes over to the genie and asks for his wish, the genie says whatever you want. So the guy says, I want a million bucks! Then, Poof!, the bar fills up with a million ducks. The guy just looks at the genie and walks back over to the bartender and asks, what's up with that? I asked for a million bucks and I got a million ducks. The bartender says, yeah he's a bit hard of hearing, you don't think I asked for a 12" pianist, do you?

zuphilius wrote:I'm guessing #23 since that is when they hit port.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a there is a midget playing a piano in the corner. He goes up to the bartender and remarks, What's with the guy playing the piano in the corner? The bartender tells him there is a Genie at the end of the bar and he is giving out free wishes. So the guy goes over to the genie and asks for his wish, the genie says whatever you want. So the guy says, I want a million bucks! Then, Poof!, the bar fills up with a million ducks. The guy just looks at the genie and walks back over to the bartender and asks, what's up with that? I asked for a million bucks and I got a million ducks. The bartender says, yeah he's a bit hard of hearing, you don't think I asked for a 12" pianist, do you?

i remember that joke from like 15 years ago, certainly not as funny as my dog driving a scooter picture

dont have a good joke but what i have are 3 funny scooter pics. and my number guess is 175. ok here is my joke i got one.
what is worse then running naked with an erection in to a brick wall?

hitting your nose first!!

My guess is 177

Comedian Brad Meehan discusses the deceptive practices of women

VIDEO LINK:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c867eb ... an-arguing

the number i pick is 420 and here's my scoot pics..

p.s. i too have a pre bored 48mm head!!

Greetings:

Quoth the (happily-married) Cubic Brad:

and here is a pic of me and the Wheelman last summer. I'm riding in the back.

I am sSo Mortified! I told you my Left is my good sSide!!

Speakin' of married, a few before my wedding to Ms. Wheelperson I found myself alone in her parents' house with her Hot younger sister. We were discussing wedding arrangements when out of the blue she blurts out "I've always wanted you." She goes on to say that if we don't do it now, we'll never get another chance. She then rises, and starts to sashay upstairs, pulling off her t-shirt as she goes.

I sit on the couch and think about it for about a minute and decide. I get up and go running for the front door. Opening it, from the porch I see on the lawn Ms. Wheelperson, her parents, brother, aunts, uncles, etc. - all of whom break into applause, declaring I've passed the "test".

Guess it's a good thing I always kept my condoms in the car...

My guess is 261. I don't know why.

I'll guess 100.

Google image search is amazing. If found this shot of bear in his wild days before settling down with a family: