post your scooter jokes

Spreeboy7118 · Post by **Spreeboy7118** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:48 am

Hate to change the topic, but just curious. Anyone know any good scooter jokes?

Bear45-70 · Post by **Bear45-70** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:17 am

Spreeboy7118 wrote:Hate to change the topic, but just curious. Anyone know any good scooter jokes?

Why not start your own thread?

Dylan2001Elite · Post by **Dylan2001Elite** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:23 am

Spreeboy7118 wrote:Hate to change the topic, but just curious. Anyone know any good scooter jokes?

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one

z50r-ghost · Post by **z50r-ghost** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:23 am

@ Dylan-

Probably the most classic scooter joke, ever.

I've always heard it this way:

What does a fat girl and a Honda Spree have in common?
Both are fun to ride until your friends spot you on one...

-j

Dylan2001Elite · Post by **Dylan2001Elite** » Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:27 am

i havent really heard it that many times

tuserv · Post by **tuserv** » Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:38 pm

"I've really had it with my dog," said the first guy to his neighbor. "He'll chase anyone on a scooter"

"Hmmm, that is a problem," said the neighbor. "What are you thinking of doing about it?"

"Guess the answer is to confiscate his scooter"

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