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Re: Abuse on a moped?

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:48 am
by Spreeboy7118
Hate to change the topic, but just curious. Anyone know any good scooter jokes?

post your scooter jokes

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 2:17 am
by Bear45-70
Spreeboy7118 wrote:Hate to change the topic, but just curious. Anyone know any good scooter jokes?
Why not start your own thread?

Re: Abuse on a moped?

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:23 am
by Dylan2001Elite
Spreeboy7118 wrote:Hate to change the topic, but just curious. Anyone know any good scooter jokes?
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one

Re: Abuse on a moped?

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:23 am
by z50r-ghost
@ Dylan-

Probably the most classic scooter joke, ever.

I've always heard it this way:

What does a fat girl and a Honda Spree have in common?
Both are fun to ride until your friends spot you on one... :lol:

-j

Re: Abuse on a moped?

Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:27 am
by Dylan2001Elite
i havent really heard it that many times

Re: post your scooter jokes

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2012 9:38 pm
by tuserv
"I've really had it with my dog," said the first guy to his neighbor. "He'll chase anyone on a scooter"

"Hmmm, that is a problem," said the neighbor. "What are you thinking of doing about it?"

"Guess the answer is to confiscate his scooter"