How in the world did you even get a hold of this Top-Secret new Motor Company model?! It wasn't even supposed to be announced until this fall, when sales in the Rust Belt begin to slump.
It's the new "T-Bone", a Bad-to-the-Bone hardtail chopper specifically designed by the Motor Company for little persons. Comes with standard punctured can of used oil you can hang under the engine for that Authentic H-D drip. (Other bikes leak oil, Harleys mark their territory...) Also included is a fringed leather vest replete with Rally Pins from all across the country, and a certificate good for free ink job from Baby's First Tattoo.
Now accepting pre-order deposits of $5,000, payable to Wheelman, care of WHAC.
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Most of my money is spent on scooterparts. The rest is just wasted.
"ISO": '03 Vespa ET4 Malossi187 74MPH
Flash 9: 2001 Elite SR Contesta 72 ZX Tran, 9:1 Gears, Stock Airbox/Carb/Pipe 58.8 MPH
Punkin: 2010 Vespa/Malossi S78, 61MPH