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I really hope that Guy is OK

I DO miss him! Where the * did he go? Great sense of humor, helpful, etc....

Did I miss something? (other than him?)

bradthreee wrote:I really hope that Guy is OK

Me three.

Wheelman knows more about scoots 'n motors than I'll grasp in two lifetimes.
And he's also a role model of lofty humor - having a keen ear for the running gag and ironic story.

I REALLY hope he comes back here. I mean - who's gonna write my material if he doesn't?

CaptDan>

bradthreee wrote:I really hope that Guy is OK

worry not, he will be back in 6 days

I'm sure he is fine but I really thought it would be nice if when he came back he could see that we really care about him and noticed that he was gone.

so whats the scoop, why is he not posting?

the forums are feeling kinda bland without his witty writings

burnt_toast wrote:so whats the scoop, why is he not posting?

the forums are feeling kinda bland without his witty writings

agreed
I hope he does not mind me posting, but here is an excerpt from a message from him:
"...when I return from a trip on the 23rd...."

oh nice, well cool

Lies! He is not returning from a trip the 23rd. He was supposed to return, but he shall not. You see, via PMs on this site I was able to lure him to my dwelling under the false pretense that my Spree (and I quote) "went nearly 90 miles per hour with a new piston and some blue LED neons" Upon hearing such lofty claims, he questioned my expertise on the subject of Spree tuning (absurd, I know). I challenged him to drive to Ohio to see for himself. When he arrived, I locked him in my garage with my two scoots and told him he's not coming out until I see some results.


Too bad I forgot my toolbox at my parents' house, so he's won't get a chance to start building until next Tuesday. If anyone wants some expert advice or help, I'll let you talk to him through the little cat door I installed to feed him sandwiches. $20 cover charge and you can talk to him for 10 minutes. Plus every Friday ladies get in free and we've got $2 PBRs.

adark248 wrote: When he arrived, I locked him in my garage with my two scoots and told him he's not coming out until I see some results.

Too bad I forgot my toolbox at my parents' house, so he's won't get a chance to start building until next Tuesday.

I know that you are lying! Do you know how I know? I don't think so! The truth is Wheelman can fix your scoots without any tools. You forget that Wheelman-111 has the strength of 111 ordinary wheelmen. All he would need is stones, twigs, and gasoline to fix your scooters. He would blow out your problematic carb with his mouth clearing all passageways! Maybe even light up one of his farts to decarbonize your exhaust. * on your motor to clean it completely of grease and grime! One thing that I know for a fact is that he wouldn't be able to paint your scooter if his life depended on it

You're all wrong. Extra Terrestrials have him on board their ship, demanding he make repairs so they can depart this Galaxy. Anybody who has the McGiver skills Brad attributes to him has got to be valuable to the Galaxy trotters. I just hope they release him in time to fix adark's scoots before the 23rd.

I'm still laughing my * off at the last 2 posts. Good work detectives.

Yep, abducted by aliens, or 'Flash II' got broke in and exceeded the speed of light. This is the longest commute Wheelman has had. Well, then there's the clone scandal theory. Wheelman-110 and down were incremental upgrades to perfect the sticks and stones approach to fixing things. . When he gets back lets see if we can detect if its a Wheelman-112.

Aside from humor, skills and projects, what I found handy about Wheelman-111 is that I no longer needed to look up the firing order for the scooter. Just think of the guy, and bam! Oh yeah that's it

Missing! Have you seen me?
Location last seen: Deepindaharta, Texas riding a modified Aero going 60+ MPH

Last seen with this guy:

If you have any information on the where abouts of our friend please contact Hondaspree.net.
Reward! $111

* my aero does 103mph, it takes 2 sets of balls to ride this beast